In bold press conferences and field photo ops Major General Electric
wages a courageous campaign to win the hearts and minds
of the media by launching preemprive attacks on reality.
A firm believer in the ends justifying the means, Maj Gen Electric
battles on despite shifting means and there being no end in sight.
Bravely he continues to present the adminstrations position,
even as the adminstration heroically searches for it. Undefeated
in the media wars, Maj Gen Electric leaves oponents seechless and
should all else fail, shuts off the mike. He adjourns knowing well
todays problems will soon be swept away by yet new disasters.
Travel with the general as we fight the oil crusade and Muslim Wars.
The General comes clean about our military situation and is firm
in his contention that we control all the land that we stand,
albeit that is as long as we stand on it.
In anticipation about future troop deployments,
Major General Electric is his usual forthcoming self.
Major General Electric pills no punches about
the back and forth nature of our military success.
One silver lineing in the current recession/depression
is the effect it has on recrutment of combat troops.
While the trillions of dollars spent on our wars,
The Oil Crusade, like other wars, has produced pictures
